Fitzpatricide


a term used by fred benson (b. august 16, 1969) for 7-foot caucausian americans who dominates the other team in basketball games. it was used when benson was playing his tabletop sports simulation games, as a 7-foot red-headed fictional basketball player named philip fitzpatrick was the focal point of replays of the notre dame fighting irish and milwaukee bucks. even though fitzpatrick is a made-up character, fitzpatricide means that 7-foot white guys can still ball with the rest of ’em.
there was a fitzpatricide that took place at the bradley center last night as philip fitzpatrick murdered the lakers last night with 30 points, 19 rebounds and 6 blocks as the bucks beat l.a. 108-102 in overtime last night.

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