Five Alive
five alive is when you give someone a slap upside the head or face to wake them up for being or saying something r-t-rded.
chris: “i’m gonna move to hawaii and become a landscaper”
me: ‘slap’ across the face. “five alive! you really think the us is going to issue you a green card for a ‘career’ as a landscaper?!”
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chris: “i’m gonna move to california and become a surfer.”
me: ‘slap’ “five alive. point break sucked -ss!”
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