five below


a person who only dates people rating a 5 or below on a scale of 1 to 10 in hotness (1 being very ugly, and 10 being very hott).

can be used as an adjective or noun.

inspired by the discount dollar-store chain “5 below” which sells poor quality items that cost five dollars or less.
mary’s new boyfriend is so fugly, she only dates five below.

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