Five Clicks to Jesus


a wikipedia game thats fun to play alone, but preferably with friends.
someone shouts out a random word (whether it’s an person/place/object it doesn’t matter) and then the person who looks it up now has to follow a link from that page (counts as one click), then a link from that page etc., and they have 5 clicks to get from the original page to the jesus christ page.
i was playing the five clicks to jesus game and it worked with everything! d-ld-, marijuana- they all lead to jesus!

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