five cougars thanks
the catch-cry to any woman with large br–sts, or more amusingly, any man with large man b–bs.
this catchcry is based upon the advertis-m-nt for cougar bourbon:
man in bar queue: (vo, trying to remember the order he is making) two gin and tonics, two vodkas, and a scotch. two gin and tonics, two vodkas, and a scotch. two gin and tonics, two vodkas, and a scotch. (he reaches the front of the queue, p-ssing a confused-looking man with bourbon and c-kes. he sees the bartender, a gorgeous, buxom blonde.)
bartender: yes?
man in bar queue: five cougars thanks. (we see “cougar bourbon” is emblazoned upon the bartender’s singlet top; the man blinks, confused.)
(yelled at a fat cricketer who comes on to bat) five cougars thanks!
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