Five dollar footlong


subway’s limited offer of a five dollar footlong!
im going to subway to get a five dollar footlong
a cheap and delicious sub from subway. jared eats it and so should you.
five…
five dollar…
five dollar foot long!
when you go into a subway take a sh-t dont flush and leave
person1: dude wanna go to subway

person2: no man lets just chill at my place

person1: well i gatta do a five dollar foot long but you moms in the shower
the kind of deals man wh-r-s make
you: i got a five dollar footlong last night
me: -gasp- you naughty girl/ boy
the new deal on sandwiches at subway, or a really bad p-rnographic movie.
i bought a 12″ sub for 5 dollars, and ate it while i m-st-rb-t-d to “five dollar foot long.”
slang for the dump you have to take after eating at subway.
jareds in the bathroom, we ate at subway and he as to deposit a five-dollar footlong
1) subway’s deal, getting a footlong sandwich for $5
2) its in my pants. nuff said.
lauren conrad: omg this five dollar footlong is so delicious and juicy
audrina partrige: and big enough for us to share!

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