five dollar piss
a five dollar p-ss is that p-ss you take when you’ve been holding it for a longgggggggggggg time. usually after over 3 beers. it is a p-ss that felt as good as finding $5 on the ground. in other words, the pleasure you get from finally letting it go would be worth $5 if you could somehow pay someone for a similar sensation.
generally had when there isn’t a good place to pee in public, and you have to wait until you are in a bathroom or approach a wooded area.
coincides with saying “arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhh” when you finally do get to urinate.
d-mn dude, i’ve had to p-ss since we started walking across this huge parking lot. i’ma go take a five dollar p-ss.
the line for the bathroom was so long, i ended up taking a five dollar p-ss when i finally got to the bathroom.
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