starting to tell a story, then realizing it has no point or punchline and the only way to save it is to add “and then i found five dollars.”
john: a man told me to have a nice day.
mark: that’s it?
mark: … wow, that’s a five dollar story.
- fix by six
when your boss not only informs you at 4 pm that you have to work late, but that there is a serious issue needing to be solved or paperwork that needs to be done in a hurry before 6:00 pm. can also be used as an excuse to stay at work after everyone goes home […]
- s*x with another x
the act of having s*x while tripping on ecstasy (mdma). popular because of the heightened sensory perception and sense of connection with other people brought on by ecstasy. last night was crazy! it was all s*x with another x.
to overwhelm, or to hamper. random dude 1: dude, i thought you were going to get some kfc. i want some chicken. random dude 2: exactly. i knew you’d flamboogle me, so i ate it on the way. random dude 1: you little b*tch…
- shag pasty
a person who would be considered to be hotter than a s*x m*ffin. “wow, check out that sh*g pasty! i’d totally have a crack on that!”