starting to tell a story, then realizing it has no point or punchline and the only way to save it is to add “and then i found five dollars.”
john: a man told me to have a nice day.
mark: that’s it?
mark: … wow, that’s a five dollar story.
- fix by six
when your boss not only informs you at 4 pm that you have to work late, but that there is a serious issue needing to be solved or paperwork that needs to be done in a hurry before 6:00 pm. can also be used as an excuse to stay at work after everyone goes home […]
- s*x with another x
the act of having s-x while tripping on ecstasy (mdma). popular because of the heightened sensory perception and sense of connection with other people brought on by ecstasy. last night was crazy! it was all s-x with another x.
to overwhelm, or to hamper. random dude 1: dude, i thought you were going to get some kfc. i want some chicken. random dude 2: exactly. i knew you’d flamboogle me, so i ate it on the way. random dude 1: you little b-tch…
- sh*g pasty
a person who would be considered to be hotter than a s-x m-ffin. “wow, check out that sh-g pasty! i’d totally have a crack on that!”
a mystical creature, a hybrid or many beings, mainly human and squirrel. and one that is easily addicted to otherwise geeky computer games. guy1: oh my g-d !!!!! what is that !!!! guy2: dunno man… must be a shamlan..