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five guys (short for five guys famous burgers and fries) is a fast food chain that originated in the washington d.c. area. they serve mainly burgers, fries, grilled cheeses, and hot dogs. five guys’ burgers and fries are probably the best hamburgers you will ever taste in your life time, or at least the best burgers for so cheap. everything is freshly made. while you wait you can munch on some free peanuts. if anybody who is allergic to peanuts gets within a hundred yard radius of a five guys they would probably die. if you are near a five guys you are truely lucky. if you aren’t don’t fret there are about 87 right now along the east coast and they are hoping to have over a 1000 of these burger haven’s by the end of 2007.
person 1: “hey where were you?”
person 2: “uh….five guys”
:person 2 holds up a brown paper bag with grease stains:
person 1: “did you bring me any back?”
person 2: “oh woops i forgot, sorry”
:person 1 strangles person 2 and enjoys their much needed fix of five guys:
the fast food version of crack cocaine due to its addictive nature.
trevor relapsed from his addiction to five guys burgers and fries and ate there for eight days straight before ending up in rehab.
five guys is to burgers what chipotle is to burritos.
person 1 – “five guys is bomb!”
person 2 – “h-ll yeah!”
short for five guys burgers and fries, a semi-fast food chain that originated in the dc area but now is across the whole eastern united states (there is one near where i live in indianapolis). they have very good, albeit very greasy, burgers and fries. they give very generous portions: a large order of fries is easily enough for four average-appet-te men to finish, and a small usually takes a few hours to eat. all in all, a very good and reasonably prices resturant.
i wish i could have five guys for lunch every day. i don’t mind the heart attack at 35.
a burger joint that started in the east coast and is slowly spreading acroos the u.s.

the name is kinda vauge and is popular due to “word of mouth” and not so much advertising.

while the burgers are delicious and the best one around for a fast food resturant, don’t be surprised if you buy two double cheeseburgers and two small fries and two drinks and end of paying $20.00 or more. the burgers themselves are around $5.00 each and it is not fancy at all for the fries are dumped in your bag (hence the trademark greased up bag).

but maybe the the sight of watching your burger cooked in front of you with no walls blocking the cook, having more than 15 choices of toppings for your burger and no limits,a free access of peanuts while waiting for your meal,and the feeling of tearing open your bag to access the fries are kinda worth it.

still not so much for an every week treat.maybe every two/three weeks.
person #1: “lets go to five guys i’m dying for a good burger.”

person#2 :”sure.”

-pay for order-

person #2:” d-mn! $20.00 for two meals! i could have gone to mcdonald’s},wendy’s,or burger king and gotten a buffet from the dollar menu!!

person #1: ” just try the burger and say that again”

person #2: wow…..this was worth it ……

person #1: that’s what i thought.
(verb, trans., noun) the act of five guys getting together and pounding a more than willing female counterpart, preferably (but not only) underneath a school bus.

it is not difficult to find the female for this act (because she is lucky to even get this opportunity and you’d be angered to find a woman that would decline such an offer), but the challenge lies more in finding four other guys to fiveguy alongside. in fact, many scientists now believe that what defines an individual as being male or female (more so than their x or y s-x chromosome const-tution), is whether they have a natural drive to fiveguy (male) or to be fiveguyed (female).

the difficulty of finding a full fivesome gets harder with each subsequent guy. thus it is most difficult to find the fifth guy after collecting four willing guys. thus beware of imitators such as three or fourguys. when you’re guying, you really need that fifth guy, and you’ll regret not fiveguying. trust me, that fifth guy comes in really handy.

buffets, finger foods, and light refreshments are common at fiveguys as you don’t want to bang on an empty stomach. fiveguys burgers has even sponsored some fiveguys in the past after catching wind of the fastest growing sport in america.
hillary duff got absolutely fiveguyed by five guys at the jimmy buffett concert last weekend. she gets so lucky sometimes! i’m hotter than that b-tch, and i’ve never even seen a fiveguy.
the burger chain whose name is based on the fact that you produce as much p–p as five guys after consuming their hamburgers.
man i ate five guys the other day, and for a whole day afterwards i sh-t as much as five guys.

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