Five Jew Bankers


proper n.) popularized by the adult swim cartoon, “sealab 2021”, they are the supposed masterminds behind the world’s governments, financial systems, and media outlets; the “owners” of the world.
the real reason kennedy was shot was because he stiffed one of the five jew bankers on a bar tab.

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