Five Second Whoopsie


defined:
this occurs when friend has been drinking and randomly urinates (or urinates to put out a fire) and you accidentally briefly gander at that person genitals. the linger time between you gandering at the genital and walking away is cl-ssified as “the five second whoopsie”. any longer and you are staring.

orgin: canada
andrew: i have to leave, i must pee out this fire now!
matt: oh no! i’m getting out of here! i took a “five second whoopsie” on that one.

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