Five Star Fur Lined Ocean Going Balls Up


made famous by the channel 4 programme ‘grand designs’ in the uk by one of the owners of the houses being built, a five star fur lined ocean going b-lls up means that something has been a major catastrophe from start to finish, a complete and utter screw up. this is possibly just the perfect thing to say when something has gone just about as wrong as it can!
we made a five star fur lined ocean going b-lls up of that, didn’t we!

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