fix my lighthouse
common term for fml. fix my lighthouse was mostly used in 2013, by razzy and via, the word spread on the internet and suddenly it was known to everyone on the interwebz, (mostly steam)
“fml”
“what, do you want me to fix your lighthouse? i don’t have enough knowledge for that, sorry”
“no stupid, i meant f-ck my life”
“oh, i thought you meant to say fix my lighthouse”
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