fix yourself


an appropriate way to tell someone to f-ck themselves. this term is used best in a public setting as an exclamation.
idiot: doing something annoying, being a jerk, or otherwise off-putting

certified g: go fix yourself bro!!!
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a phrase often whispered to a friend or acquaintance when there is noticeable cocaine residue in and/or around the nostril area. typically heard after returning from the restroom at the club.
omg girl – there is blow all over your face…fix yourself!

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