Fixie Hunting
a form of pranking. rules vary by area and partic-p-nts, but fixie hunting generally refers to a game played by cyclists in which multi-geared bicycle riders “hunt” a metropolitan area for fixed gear riders out on a ride in order to torment or ridicule them. since fixie riders are generally not as fit as other cyclists and their bikes have a set top speed, they are easy to catch up with, prank, then leave behind.
activities may vary from a simple demeaning sprint past them, to squirting with water bottles, yelling, spanks on the b-tt or simply beating the sh-t out of them. once said activity has been accomplished, the riders must escape from the now-angered fixie riders and find new fixie riders to torment. rules vary, but in general most fixie hunters do not stop riding until they find riders to torment.
we went fixie hunting today and p-ssed off some hipsters.
1. the act of hunting down fixie f-ggots and beating the sh-t out of them.
2. the act of driving by fixie f-ggots while shouting rude and obscured comments.
1.
(group of friends bored)
lee: i got an idea, lets go fixie hunting!
group: f-ck yeah!
jeff: i could go for a good beat down!
2.
(group of friends in a mini van drive by fixies)
group: f-ck you f-ggot get the f-ck out of here douche nozzel queer bag!
fixie f-ggot 1: chase them!
kid from van: we’re in a car, dumbf-ck!
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