Fizzawful
when a soda has gone flat, doesn’t fizz when you open it, and tastes like cr-p
guy 1: “here, try this soda
-guy 2 drinks soda, and spits it out-
guy 2: dude!!!! this sucks!!! its fizzawful!!!
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