fizzfucker
an inconsiderate -sshole who creates a hold-up at a busy soda fountain because he insists on waiting for all the foam to settle before he finishes pouring soda all the way to the top; the world’s most minor inconvenience; common table talk for the average gentrified household
adam: “hey man, how was your day?”
gary: “would’ve been perfect if i didn’t get stuck behind another fizzf-cker at the taco bell…”
adam: “you’re kidding!! that’s the worst, man.”
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