fizzle my lizzle


1. fizzle my lizzle: b-st-rdization of “f— my life,” most commonly used by wanna-be gangsters or nerds making a really bad joke.
2. a way of saying “my life is f-cked,” “i hate my life,” “the world is cruel,” and “alas, earwax.”

also, fizzle mah lizzle, fo’shizzle my lizzle, shizzle my lizzle, drizzle my pizzle (i don’t get it either).
1. “today, i realized i have never read a true fml. fizzle my lizzle.”
2. as dumbledore realized that he had again eaten an earwax-flavoured jelly bean, he exclaimed “fizzle mah lizzle!”

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