derived from a series of vulgar words such as: c-ckf-ck and c-ntf-ck (one who f-cks c-ck/c-nt respectively). flaaffy is the easier version of forever alone f-ck (faf). also a second generation pokemon that looks derpy as sh-t.
flaaffy is a person who does not have any romantic potential with another, sentenced to being “forever alone”.
if you go long periods of time without having a significant other and won’t have one any time in the near future – legitimately, not just being an annoying as f-ck twelve year old complaining like a little sh-t sl-t wh-r- that you don’t have a boyfriend – then you may qualify under the flaaffy category.
just kidding. there is only one true flaaffy
an it secret handshake: a word that says “i know tech” when you’re on the phone with tech support. “hi, internet tech support…what’s your issue?” “fizzbin.” “you have an ip?” “no. your dhcp isn’t p-ssing out ips. am i banned?” “looks like your mac is xxxx, you’ve been running a torrent?” “yes, i’ll stop.” “cool. […]
- flaming gumbotron
when you are railing a chick wearing a gumby costume (or if you already look like him that’s fine) and just before climax, light her hair on fire and start screaming “i am gumbotron.” gumby is a master at giving pokey flaming gumbotrons.
when your b-lls get really sweaty and then later it hardens into moldy cheese on you b-lls dude!!! the sweat on my b-lls hardened and now i have a moldyb-llsack!!!!
to touch or grope while speaking with someone, used as a method of testing physical limits with another person; copping a feel to get a better idea of someone’s physique i really like this guy, i think it’s time to molestigate how he feels. to grope another’s genital region in an investigatatory manner. after asking […]
- flaming lindsey
a spectacular demonstration of daring and self-confidence whereby an individual strips down completely, tucks the end of a length of tissue paper between the b-ttocks, lights the distal end, and streaks through a public setting. i can’t believe that doc did the flaming lindsey right through the middle of a voodoo dance!