Flaaffy



derived from a series of vulgar words such as: c-ckf-ck and c-ntf-ck (one who f-cks c-ck/c-nt respectively). flaaffy is the easier version of forever alone f-ck (faf). also a second generation pokemon that looks derpy as sh-t.
flaaffy is a person who does not have any romantic potential with another, sentenced to being “forever alone”.
if you go long periods of time without having a significant other and won’t have one any time in the near future – legitimately, not just being an annoying as f-ck twelve year old complaining like a little sh-t sl-t wh-r- that you don’t have a boyfriend – then you may qualify under the flaaffy category.

just kidding. there is only one true flaaffy

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