Flab-booking


the opposite of vague booking, people write so much in their status that they run out of room… or tmi constantly.
this would be flab-booking: last night i went to out with my chicks, steph said i was hot but i totally think my -ss has been too fat lately! anyway i saw my man john again and he was tasty. we talked for awhile then took turns;) then we left around 4 am and rode home in this nasty cab. it was just eww. when we got back to the house we decided th watch some flix before p-ssing out, also did a little janky smoke and the movie was like ” ” after using.

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