flab fuck
masturbating into the excess fat of an adjacent p-ssenger on a long flight–this may happen while one is asleep (nocturnal emission) or awake
the dude gets off the plane and the person picking him at the airport says ‘oh sh-t, how’d you get that stain on your shirt greg? you must’ve gotten flab f-cked. that’s not the way to get to the mile high club f-ckwad.’
greg had been asleep the whole time and hadn’t noticed, plus it had dried up by the time he got off the plane.
often when something seems farfetched… someone would say “you’d have to suck some p-n-s to get that.” but at times, there is no sucking of p-n-s involved. sometimes, it’s sleeping with fat people of any gender. this is to now be known as a flabf-ck… or flabberf-ck because it seems so farfetched as well.
i wanted a discount so i had to flabf-ck some broad before making her a 13 egg omelette with 8 strips of bacon.
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