Flab workout


an activity defined by the desire to exercise and build a rippling set of abdominal muscles that ends instead with the sedentary consumption of junk food.
“hey man, weren’t you suppose to workout today?”

“well, i was, but i got lazy and opted for a flab workout instead.”

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