flabacus
the counting tool that flabby people (mis)calculate their caloric intake and they almost always underestimate.
bluto: according to my estimates, i am several hundred calories under my daily intake. i will go ahead and have that red velvet chocolate milkshake!
olivia: not so fast there, big boy! i think you may have been using your flabacus instead of your calculator. you’ll get nothing and love it!
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