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• Flarben

  adjective that describes something that is better than perfect, commonly used when the word perfect is just an understatement. the picture is perfect. no it’s better than perfect, its flarben.

• The Law Of Maximum Misery

  states that one should always be aware of their surroundings in order to prepare for the worst. billy is very careful and is driving a car. therefore he suspects that a car filled with very noisy (and apparently drunk) teenagers would get into a wreck. so billy turns unto a different street in order to […]

• Thelping

  the act of hitting an object or person repet-tively with a somewhat soft, spongy object, e.g a rubber chicken, foam sword, or a cat. i’d simply had enough of his dry jokes, so i picked up the christmas turkey and gave that kid a good thelping. i haven’t heard him tell another one since.

• The Manatee Effect

  when oneself is so substandard he/she is considered to be adorable and or attractive. hey that judd character is pretty cute! no see, he just has the manatee effect goin for him the what? manatee effect. when he looks like a sloth from the goonies, but is cute because of his extensive hideousness like a […]

• Noggenflogger

  when two women get together with a man, and one of the women wears a strap on to f-ck the man up the -ss. the other girl uses a vibrator on the first girl and has the man lick her -ss. then the first girl takes a bottle of hotsauce and shoves it as far […]

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