Flabbergasturbation
flabbergasturbation: the art of a man with a small p-n-s using an obese woman’s excess stomach skin (aka: flab) to m-st-rb-t-. to reach the point of flabbergasturbation one must truly enjoy masturbating into someones stomach flab, wrapping his p-n-s in the stomach flab and thrusting until he thereby reaches an -rg-sm to good he becomes flabbergasturbated.
what’s sh-lly’s number? i wanna get some flabbergasturbation!
flabbergasturbation: the art of a man with a small p-n-s using an obese woman’s excess stomach skin (aka: flab) to m-st-rb-t-. to reach the point of flabbergasturbation one must truly enjoy masturbating into someones stomach flab, wrapping his p-n-s in the stomach flab and thrusting until he thereby reaches an -rg-sm to good he becomes flabbergasturbated.
what’s sh-lly’s number? i wanna get some flabbergasturbation!
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