Flabbertestical
a flabbert-st-c-l is when a women, preferably mothers, are dressed in a swimsuit. flabbert-st-c-ls are really mothers who dress in bikinis, burning another person’s eyes in the process. flabbert-st-c-ls have really high self-confidence when they really shouldn’t.
-duude, your mom is such a flabbert-st-c-l she should cover up
-i know bro, she really needs to stop being a flabbert-st-c-l
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