flabbotage
the act of eating a food that sabotages a perfectly good diet.
i was doing great with my diet until i flabbotaged it with a spectacular piece of cheesecake!
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the intense sound of two morbidly obese people having intercourse. most likely in a small vechical, or unsterdy bed. holy cr-p that flamber from the parking lot is making me sick.
- spontaneous vagination
to suddenly and without warning grow a v-g-n-. see also, dep-n-sification. “hey, wasn’t chris supposed to show up tonight? where is he?” “i don’t think he’s going to show, looks like another case of spontaneous v-g-n-tion.”
- Flanging
pr-nounced ‘flan-jing’, the act of mixing two audio signals together, with one being delayed by a small and slowly changing period producing an output signal with peaks and troughs in a harmonic series. fl-ng-rs are similar to phasers (phase-shifting, beyond the scope of this definition) however, if you listen intently enough, you can hear the […]
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- spooky boo
the act of scarying your s-xual partner just before s-x and still being able to engage in the s-xual activities expected, or having s-x with a female partner missionary and just before her climax stopping and engaging in -n-l s-x while at the same time yelling “boo”. i gave my girlfriend a spooky boo last […]