Flabbygasted


a state of astonishment, particularly among the overweight and obese.
1. oprah was utterly flabbygasted when her husband timidly told her she had “put on a few”.
2. when britney got on the scales after a night of cheesecake and prawns, she was well and truly flabbygasted.

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