Flabintocious


the act of having a super fat chode with rolls the size of ur-n-s. then ragingly cleaning them with a toilet scrubber. and when it feels sooooooo good, you literally sh-t through your ears.
can you believe dustin and sloan flabintocious themselves everynight!!!!

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