flabulence


farting noise made not by air exiting the -n-s, but by air escaping from between folds of fat, or from between fat flesh and a smooth surface, such as a molded plastic chair.
“you farted. i heard it.”

“no, that was merely flabulence.”

“thank g-d.”

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