Flaccid Academia


the act of being willing to study, all research, texts and supplies are at hand before you yet you cant quite get into the work. all your resources are laid out before you ready like a lover on a bed yet you just cant get in the mood/ it up.
“dude i have a savage case of flaccid academia, i sat with my mac open in front of me for 2 hours and did not write a thing! i was totally floppy!”

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