flaccid flapping
flaccid flapping is when a male can’t get an erection during s-x and proceeds to rub his flaccid member on a girls vaginna. this is called flaccid flapping.
jenni asks her best friend…
“so did you and tanner hook up last night?”
“hahahaha all i got was a lot of flaccid flapping!!”
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