Flach drunk


when a person becomes so intoxicated they try to play real life frogger
cam: hey what did you get up to last night?
justin: just got flach drunk
cam: you win?
justin: yeah man i dented the sh-t out of that car and got free ginger ale if i did’t take legal action

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