Flaffle
frozen eggo waffles
woman go make me some flaffles i’m hungry.
flirtatious waffle: innocent and largely meaningless, funny, exaggerated conversations between members of the opposite s-x. / ice breaking. / a conversation between a couple who know each other well, and are comfortable with each other.
boy “so, you are going to play a bear in next weeks performance. well you will be the prettiest bear ever, even if i say so myself”
girl “that’s all very well, but what about my male bear?”
boy “you are a married bear then are you?”
girl “of course! i want you to be my male bear!”
boy “haha, will do”
– flaffle, cl-ssic example.
boy “you are my special angel”
girl “then i can fly to you!”
boy “of course, i will catch you when you land”
– flaffle texting example.
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