flagsturbate
to stimulate or manipulate one’s own genitals while thinking patriotic thoughts, esp. with a flag.
andy grabbed his american flag and proceeded to flagsturbate to a 21 gun salute.
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the act of timulating or manipulating one’s own genitals while thinking patriotic thoughts, especially with a flag.
ben: alicia did you hear about flagsturbation?
alicia: lmao wtf
jemima: i used to flagsturbate but then i lost faith in my country. it’s the saddest thing.
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