flaherty
1. the sc-m of the earth
2. the white stuff you get between your teeth when you’re dehydrated
1. jack: ‘man, i’ve got aids.’
dave: ‘thats nothing, try having flaherty’
jack: ‘ouch’
2. flaherty sack
a very irish last name
oh hey that girls french not irish…dude her last name is flaherty, she’s irish.
the type of laugh that comes right after something that is said, that really isn’t funny. it’s more of a burst of air than anything else.
dude1: hey dude, i heard you could smoke weed out of a tampon.
dude2: what’s a tampon?
dude1: -flaherty-
someone who thinks indie rock is way cool until someone else listens to it.
dude, the kid listens to the decembrists now, he’s such a poser.
chill out, you’re such a flaherty…
someone who needs regular f-cking (ie on the hour) or she gets quite testy and takes it out with general aggression. p-ssive aggression, sarcasm, sh-t jokes etc.
also a general b-tchwh-r-
‘o you actually got out of bed before twelve good for you’
‘stop being such a godd-mn flaherty!’
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