Flailer


one who does all of their c-ke early in the evening and then freaks the f-ck out.
“i’ve got to go man, i’ve got to go back to westbrook.” (flails arms wildly and blinks and twiches face rapidly)
-fat chad the flailer
somebody who is obviously on meth…
a flailer is that guy you might have seen like at the convenient store, he bounces when he walks, and kinda spins when he turns a corner, he over exaggerates his movements… like digging extra extra deep into his pocket while reaching for change… (you know you’ve seen the type, the fidgety meth-head) that dudes a flailer.
beginner surfer, one that flails about in the water like a wounded fish. old school, kook.
you f-cking flailer!

you flailing f-cking kook!
a woman who flails her arms around wildly during s-x.
“betty is such a flailer!”
a flailer is one of those mysterious friends that one day just disappearers off your facebook friend list without any reason. if you have a large friend list, you may never figure out who it was and why they deleted, blocked or whatevered you. not only is it rude ,but may cause negative feelings and n-body wants that.
you keep adding new friends but the number stated on your home page always stays the same… or goes down! you keep seeing your “good friend from high school” name in your suggested friend box, but you know you have added them already…three times! they are “flailing” cause they are: flailers”!
one who stacks it early on in the eveing. to flail, flailing
you f-cking flailer

man i gotta to flail

man im flailing

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