flakecast
the projected probability that someone will show up to a pre-planned event, usually expressed as a percentage.
mich-lle: are you going to shochu tuesday tonight?
milo: yeah prolly. ill give you a flakecast of 70%… if i don’t go it’s because i’ve been drinking all weekend and my liver needs a rest.
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