Flaktar


the most important, most powerful being in existence… he despises the sight of lampshades, giving him the nickname “flaktar, destroyer of lampshades
“behold! it is i, flaktar, destroyer of lampshades!!!”

“lamshaaaaaaaade!!….” -shakes fist in an angry, ‘i will get my revenge’ manner-

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