Flamboyant Cow


flamboyant cow is a term often used to describe an overly confident, and in most cases obnoxious, female of african american descent.

to be dubbed a flamboyant cow is one of the greatest insults known to mankind.

more often than not a true flamboyant cow will be no less than 200 lbs overweight.
rick: dude did you see that black chick at the party?
dave: yeah man, she wouldn’t shut the f-ck up all night..
rick: i hear she keeps a bottle of ranch dressing in her purse..
dave: sh-t, what a flamboyant cow!

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