flamer tamer


a masturbation technique created in ancient times by ninjas. a determined ninja warrior would summon a m-ssive b-n-r, while dousing it in gasoline. the ninja then sets his erection on fire and m-st-rb-t-s until his enormous load of ninja semem has put the flames to an end. hense the name “flamer tamer”. (warning: do not attempt without parental supervision)
ex-ninja scott: “i’ve heard of many occasions where fellow ninja have defeated an entire army while pulling a flamer tamer at the same time.”

ex-ninja delta cobra military squadron matt: “oh i didn’t know that.”
girl who hangs out with gay men, who is attractive and enjoyable to be around. not a f-g hag.
“i’m not a trashy f-g hag… i’m a flamer tamer!” she said…

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