flamin hot lays
where you perform sensual acts with a giraffe, then light its tale on fire and douse it with gasoline
dude, did you hear that jimmy had some flamin hot lays?
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- sabado pendejo
in puertorrican slang, it defines a sat-rday in which there is no parties, social gatherings or any social event whatsoever. a sat-rday in which you are stuck in your house. hoy es un sabado pendejo.
- Flap Jack Surprise
when one takes his/her soiled underwear and then precedes to take their underwear off, facing the soiled portion towards the other persons chest and slapping it on their chest. “did you hear about sally getting a flap jack surprise the other night from tom?”
- Floojah
a word used mainly as an obsenity when something bad happens. for example stubbing a toe, cutting a finger, accidently firing off a nuclear missile and causing nuclear winter. “oh floojah!” “how the floojah did that happen?” “what the floojah am i doing here?” “who the floojah are you?” “get out of here you floojah!”
- flopcident
when injuries, spills, accidents and incidents causing any type of mess that requires cleaning with napkins, towels, etc. during the commission of an active flop. we need antibiotic ointment, paper towels and duct tape in the other room for this flopcident.
- Fluffinhyme
a noun or an adjective that can be defined as the point at night in which a person starts to have giggle fits due to lack of sleep. may feel even intoxicated when this state of mind is reached. this fluffinhyme fit is making my sides hurt so much from giggling!