flaming ass
what occurs the next day after eating super hot food like 5 star tai food, habenearo pizza, etc.
what happens? you’ll be sitting on the toilet, squeezing out a loaf, and you will begin to experience a excruciatingly painful burning sensation on the lining of your sphinkter. it feels like you are cr-pping fresh jalepenos. this pain (i.e. flaming -ss) will last for at least an hour, and you’ll be dreading the next time you have to take a sh-t.
don’t 5 star your pad tai, you’ll get flaming -ss!
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