Flaming Bacon


the act of being hammered drunk, wrapping your c-ck with 4 condoms, then pouring the alcohol you used on your ‘bacon’ lighting it on fire then proceed to have.
flamer- “f-ck man, i had to go to the hospital last night”

friend- “why? what the f-ck did you do?”

flamer- “i did the flaming bacon”

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