Flaming Johnson
when you put franks hot sauce around your p-n-s then stick it in her v-g-n-. on occasion it will give her a rash. works well as a lubricant.
my boyfriend just gave me a flaming johnson. with his huge d-ck it finally went in but i developed a rash.
a s-xual act that is committed when a man, durring intercourse puts hot sauce around his condom puts it in a v-g-n-.
when i gave jane the flaming johnson she developed a rash that two weeks to heal.
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