flaming mary


noun: when you do not wipe your -ss enough / sweat like a mother in the grundle/b-tthole area causing a flaming sensation on your -sshole that only can be healed by showering or spreading your cheeks when sitting.
“d-mn, my -sshole feels like it is bleeding right now, this flaming mary has to be from the dump i took earlier, i knew i didn’t wipe enough”

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