Flaming Matchstick
when a male gender gets a habanero pepper and cuts it in half, takes one half and enters it in his r-ct-m area, and the other half into his pee hole. after doing this he runs in counterclockwise circles untill he throws up on a female circus mule.
“man last night was so off the chain me and andy did six flaming matchsticks before 2 am.”
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