Flaming poodle
the flaming poodle is a s-x position in which the female is wearing a full body flame-proof latex suit. the suit has two holes, one for breathing, the other for intercourse. the female then gets on her hands and knees (in the doggystyle fashion). then the male pours gasoline on the female and ignites it. they then proceed to have s-x until the gas burns out.
nick wanted to try the flaming poodle with jane, but she didn’t want to try anything new or extravagant. she was very traditional.
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