Flaming Romanov
the ability to have a bowel movement each day at the exact same time, allowing others to reset their wrist watches to the second.
bill: dammit, my watch died!! i will need a new battery.
bob: relax, bill. my friend ted will take a flaming romanov at 10:02:43 am…that way you can reset your watch.
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