Flaming Squirrel
1.) a m-ss of feces, alcohol (typically jack daniels) and creole food, or any extremely spicy ethnic food, that expels from the -n-s typically between the hours of 6am to 8am.
flaming squirrels give the excruciating sensation of a live animal with sharp teeth and claws that has been set aflame and wants out of your -sshole… now.
the flaming squirrel is always followed by hours of headache, stomach pains and extremely sore, burning and tender b-tthole.
2.) a small fuzzy mammal that has been set on fire.
1.) “we went to that creole place last night, ate the gumbo and got hammered on jack and c-kes. when i got up this morning, i sh-t a flaming squirrel.”
2.) “this flaming squirrel shot out of my -ss this morning. i had to moisten the toilet paper to put out the fire.”
3.) “i took a flaming squirrel before work. my stomach aches, my head is banging and it feels like my leather doughnut has been dipped in battery acid.”
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